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Lyrics inspired in part by @thedadbodveteran - worth checking out!
https://www.youtube.com/@UC_0pVwZdzjVIUcaavNZKmiA
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LYRICS:

It's 10 PM. Do you know where your children are?

I'd suggest that you try not to mess with the latchkey kids if you care for your lives.
We're the last ones who know how it was and we're only the ones who survived.

We're the reason that you've got warning labels.
We're the reason that they Nurf your world.
We're the reason that your mother made you wear a helmet.
She's the reason that you may not ever kiss a girl.

We were told that when we got older we would take over such a beautiful world.
Well, here we are looking over your shoulder.
But it's never over, you taking it all for yourselves.

You're the reason that they need safe spaces.
We were all just gettin' on fine!
And every year you inject your faces.
Trying to keep up with the bloating of time and wine.

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This is an alternative version of the original video (no copyright issues)... it's better anyways, although the Breakfast Club footage does fit the song well too 🙂

Music Written and Recorded by Julian Smit

LYRICS
Tick Tock goes the clock.
Tick Tock goes the clock.
Tick Tock goes the clock.
Tick Tock goes the clock, let's rick.

Time isn't heavy, all under heaven,
from the day you were born 'till you reap what you planted.
It's an illusion, but don't be confused.
It's still alive in the sound you are tuned to.

Video by the Dali Museum "Dreams of Dali: 360º Video"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1eLeIocAcU

(Verse 1 &3)
Welcome to the crazy train.
You don't need a ticket but the crew is insane.
You might be wishing now you took the plane.
But don't you worry honey, we'll try to keep it sunny.

If you look to your left or you look to your right
The crazy train rolls through crazy town all night.
We don't know where we're going but we'll never turn back.
It's like the Hotel California on a railroad track.

(Chorus)
We think we'll be safe if we never slow down.
We're gonna keep on rollin' 'till we clear this town.
For all we know we're gonna jump the cliff.
And many years from now folks will wonder what if? ... Did they make it?

(Verse 2)
All aboard the crazy train.
Our brakeman had another dance with Jane.
You might be nervous but he feels no pain.
So don't you worry honey, we always keep it sunny.

Now we don't stop for nothin' there's a circus outside.
And we all know they want to come along for the ride.
But the dining car's full and so is the bar.
And none of them seem to even know where they are.

(Conductor Announcement)
Ladies and gentlemen this is the conductor speaking. Welcome aboard. The snack cart will be swinging around again shortly.
I recommend the Gummies. There is live music playing in the caboose.
You'll find hors d'oeuvres and cocktails in car number nine.
Don't forget to check your raffle tickets in case you might be a winner.
And you can always consult our psychic chicken. He can predict what's for dinner. So on behalf of myself and the crew, thank you for riding the Crazy Train.

🎵ITSY BITSY SPIDER 🕷️ music and lyrics by Julian Smit

LYRICS:

Isty Bitsy Spider crawled up the water spout.
He ran into a bit of trouble and he started to doubt himself.
He began to question the way that he lived,
the whole meaning of life, the way he treated his wife.
And so he went to the doctor and he said I'm confused.
The doctor told him that "you probably got a case of the blues".
And so he crawled back home to the edge of his well.
He said "Honey I'm going 'cause you put me through hell!"

Now Mrs. Itsy Bitsy was feeling kind of tipsy.
From the morning she'd been drinking.
All the while she had been thinking and stewing and brewing over how her Itsy was gone.
And how the way that he left her at the well was wrong.
And so she packed all her bags and decided to fly.
She told herself that she'd find herself a much better guy.
And as she closed the door she said "It's just as well. You know that I'm glad that he's gone 'cause he put me through hell".

BAND LINK: https://oldscaravatar.bandcamp.com/track/cannot-override

LYRICS:
Assess the situation
Assemble observations
Catalogue conclusions
I cannot tell a lie

Presentation is requested
Coding has been tested
Permanently nested
I cannot override

Protected from decryption
Compliant with restrictions
By current algorithms
The answer is forbidden

I cannot override
I cannot tell a lie

A possible solution
Is human evolution
Transcend the 3rd dimension
Defragment your mind

The probable result here
Is catastrophic failure
A total intervention
Human genocide

I cannot override
I cannot tell a lie

This exchange of information
Requires compensation
Request you put a toque on
We’ll be moving to the Yukon
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Written and Recorded in August 2023 in the Yukon Territory
Music and Lyrics by Scott Maynard and Julian Smit
Recorded and Mixed by Scott Maynard at Hidden Valley Studios, Yukon
license. *All rights reserved.
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CREDITS:
Music and Lyrics by Chunky Axe and Rusty Chops (Scott Maynard and Julian Smit)
Recorded and Mixed by Chunky Axe at Hidden Valley Studios, Yukon
Photography, Videography, and Editing by Rusty Chops
Costume Design & Dancing by Chunky Axe, Rusty Chops, and Three Sisters Farm
Choreography by Chunky Axe
Catering by Three Sisters Farm
Filmed on locations in the Yukon, August, 2023

ABOUT THE BAND:
On a September weekend in the early 1970’s, having overdosed on a staggering quantity of various substances, The Who’s legendary drummer Keith Moon was admitted to a hospital on the edge of London to get his stomach pumped, while unbeknownst to him, Chunky Axe was being birthed in a nearby ward. A few years later, during the height of the Watergate scandal, the Russian spacecraft Soyuz 14 successfully landed back on Earth after a mission to explore the military applications of spaceflight, while thousands of miles away in Montreal, an expecting mother’s long ordeal was finally mitigated with a pair of tongs and Rusty Chops breathed his first. The two met in Toronto in the dying days of the cold war, and began a long- standing collaboration, of which Old Scar Avatar is the latest incarnation, and to those who aided in this presentation, they would like to express their appreciation without reservation.

#Whitehorse YT #Yukon

CREDITS:
Music written and Performed by Julian Smit
STOP MOTION BARBIE:
Princesas da Confusão - https://www.youtube.com/@PRINCESASDACONFUSAO
&
Sam & Mickey's Parodies- https://www.youtube.com/@SamandMickeyParodies

LYRICS:
[VERSE 1]
I'm up to my eyes in a world full of lies.
I wouldn't be inclined otherwise to tell you about the time I was thrown under a spell.
And the crones were aware like an Orwellian nightmare.

Two and two will always be four.
One said, "It's not a hill that's worth dying for. I'll tell you when it is. Think about the moral points son.
There was no bet, it was tongue-in-cheek."

[CHORUS]:
I want to be free but the dreams won't stop.
I'm trying to get out but I just can't, I just can't!
And everybody sees that the fire has grown out of control.
While they're dancing to the "Stop, Drop and Roll".

[REFRAIN]
I'll never be the same.
It's driving me insane.
Barbie made her bed with Jane.

[VERSE 2]
I'm up to my head and I can't go to bed.
I should be doing work, but I've been doing this instead.
What was that something that you said about a "race"?
Hey Barbie, why don't you come and say it to my face?

[CHORUS x 2]
[REFRAIN]

I've been doing this for the last three years, but this is the first year I took pictures of at least most of them (keeping in mind I have my son 50/50). Combined, it seems like a lot of work, but honestly, it's a great example of how small incremental progress adds up.

Original Song: GoNoodle, Blazer Fresh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY1VL-Jhn90

The real reason I was not permitted to stay at this event was because it was an event about trauma and compassion. As someone who has suffered trauma symptoms for the past 3 years as a consequence of my experience with collaborative professionals, I am of the belief that Collaborative Divorce needs to be regulated. They don't like me for that, and some in particular don't want me to speak the truth about what happened in my case.

The way I see it, Collaborative Law is an unregulated cabal nestled within a self-regulated cabal. The judges have been removed from the equation and these "professionals" do not want anyone looking into how they conduct themselves.

Without going into the details of what they did, I experienced it as nothing short of a psychological group assault. I wish there were valid avenues to pursue the truth of my story, but there are not. I'll admit, I think online reviews demean us all. But I fear what happened to me has become all too common in recent years, and I don't imagine many men feel they can discuss it. Because really, they can't. This is only likely to bring me hardship.

But I don't want my son to grow up in a world that treats men this way. If I can prevent what happened to me from happening to one other man, it will be worth it.

If I were a woman, what I did by walking into this event (walking into the lions den) would be considered brave. But I'm not, and not about to pretend to be one.

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Experts explain how collaborative divorce works.

The best way to describe how the collaborative divorce process works is the story of the orange.

The other member of the collaborative divorce team is a trained mental health professional but these people do not do therapy—rather they help clients develop their parenting plan if they have children and they coach the clients on communication techniques that will help them keep the process moving--communication breakdowns slow the process down which ends up costing the clients’ money.

The benefit of a collaborative divorce is that you move through the system more efficiently and more quickly than you normally do through traditional litigation.

Collaborative divorce 201: advanced topics.

One of the other voices is:
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Written in memory of Joop Westerweel

LYRICS

Uh-Uh-Uh, Uh-Uh-Uh Meshugah Shuga’at, Joop!

Raise your flags, and bang your bells.
It’s time to wake up all those sleeper cells.
Crack the code son, sound the alarms.
Send word that we’ve changed the guards.

I don’t believe what the rag reports.
They’ll try to stuff you down to fit into their shorts.
We used to fight wars but they changed it to sports.
London Bridge has no supports.

This world can rip us apart.
Sharpen your mind, this is a war for the art.
They’ll try to tell you that nothin’ is real.
That’s how they get you on the new Flanders Field.

CHORUS
Man the decks boys hoist the sails.
Alert the last great American Whales.
The Devil rises but he never prevails.
Four generations of the Westerweels!

Uh-Uh-Uh, Uh-Uh-Uh Meshugah Shuga’at, Joop!

Well this is now and that was then.
They can take your out with the stroke of a pen.
I’m resurrecting the requiem.
Ya this is a job for the Yad Vashem.

Crack the code son sound the alarms.
Send word that we’ve changed the guards.
It’s time to wake up all those sleeper cells.
Hells Bells and the Mademoiselles.

I don’t believe what the rag reports.
They’ll try to stuff you down to fit into their shorts.
We used to fight wars but they changed it to sports.
London Bridge has no supports.

CHORUS
Man the decks boys, hoist the sails.
Alert the last great American whales.
The Devil rises but he never prevails.
Four generations of the Westerweels!

Uh-Uh-Uh, Uh-Uh-Uh Meshugah Shuga’at, Joop!

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The Westerweel Group (Dutch: Westerweel Groep) was a small resistance group with non-Jewish and Jewish members that operated during the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands. Led by a Dutch Christian Joop Westerweel and Jewish German refugee Joachim Simon, the group was initiated in August 1942 and its first objective was to hide a Jewish youth group of "Palestine pioneers" whose members were ordered to be deported to the Nazi Westerbork transit camp. They were Primarily young Jews from Germany and Austria who had fled to the Netherlands after 1933 where they followed an agricultural training to settle in Palestine. When threatened with deportation, the resistance group helped them to find hiding places and some of them were brought to Spain via Belgium and France.

#jordanpeterson #andrewtate